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haimpireweekend:

haimpireweekend:

haimpireweekend:

this guy was watching the coup-de-HAIM interview with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of haim and he’s like “so basically este had a mullet and alana is her trusty sidekick” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple and danielle does’t talk because she doesn’t want to” it’s precious

update: I chiseled his dick with my labia

haimpireweekend:

haimpireweekend:

haimpireweekend:

this guy was watching the coup-de-HAIM interview with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of haim and he’s like “so basically este had a mullet and alana is her trusty sidekick” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple and danielle does’t talk because she doesn’t want to” it’s precious

update: I chiseled his dick with my labia

haimpireweekend

fygirlcrush:

I have no time for any of those celebrities (male and female) who felt the need to tweet things like, “lol all you’ll find on my phone are pictures of pizza!!! hahaha~”

stop trying to separate yourselves from an invasion of privacy that happened to your friends and colleagues, I can see your subtle self righteousness 

let alone all the people who have tweeted anything more directly hurtful or passive to stay relevant, my shitlist just got so much longer

haimfanfiction

haimfanfiction:

Este turned back to Brad, her former companion on the varsity Frightening Children team. She smiled at Alana, whom she’d brought because she’d had to pick her up from soccer practice on the way there.
“I can’t believe it’s been 10 years since high school, Brad!” She said. “What a lovely reunion!”

cybercloud96
the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

this guy was watching sonic the hedgehog (the tv series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of speed and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting hedgehogs do what they want without being slowed down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone fast” it’s precious

update: I banged him

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

this guy was watching sonic the hedgehog (the tv series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of speed and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting hedgehogs do what they want without being slowed down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone fast” it’s precious

update: I banged him